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- CHARLIE: <i>Where is it? It was right here.</i>
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- <i>I cannot find it. And by the way, Mac,</i>
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- <i>what're you even talking about?</i>
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The word is superstition,
not "stupid-stition."

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I know what the word is, Charlie.

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I'm saying your green man
suit is a stupid superstition.

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Oh, really?
Then why do the Eagles keep winning?

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Also, by the way, dude,

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uh, you're a Cowboys fan,
so shut the hell up.

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I'm not a Cowboy fan, I'm a Tony Romo fan.

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And he retired, so now I bleed green.

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- Go, Birds! Go, Birds!
- All right, well, I'm not

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going to the Super Bowl without it.
I got to find it.

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Yeah, don't make us late,
Charlie, all right?

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I-If you can't find it,
you can't find it, you know?

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The-the fans have no effect on
the outcome of the game, anyway.

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- Do you know how football works?
- MAC: Yes.

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That's right, your voodoo bullshit
is not gonna mean anything if...

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Wh-What's going on with your eye?

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Uh, nothing, I got a,
I think I got an eyelash in it.

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Well, you're, like,
scratching it, and it's blinking.

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- I just, I slept on it funny.
- (Charlie groans)

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What the hell is the holdup here?

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MAC: Frank, this is why

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I wanted total control
over the guest list, all right?

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The eyes of the world are
gonna be on Philadelphia,

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and I want to show them that we
are not just degenerates, okay?

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And that is why I'm very
nervous about these guys.

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MEN (chanting): Chug! Chug! Chug!

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Chug! Chug! Chug!

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Hey.

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Chug! Oh!

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Do me a favor, hold that corner right there.

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- What's this?
- Uh, I got to put up a sign.

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I want people to know
we're closed for salmonella

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because of the Super Bowl.

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Okay. First of all,

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how is "salmonella"
the only word you spelled correctly?

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And second of all, which is it?
Are we closed for salmonella,

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or are we closed 'cause of the Super Bowl?
It's very confusing.

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- Look, do me a favor? Okay? Just go find green man.
- Yep.

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Please? Please, thank you.

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- Charlie. Here, eat this asparagus.
- What?

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No, I can't eat that right now.
That-That's not right.

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It's not part of my rituals.

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Okay, do you know what's not right...

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is that we are trying to start a family,

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- and you're not taking it very seriously.
- Okay, no, I hear you,

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but what I need to take seriously right now

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is the Super Bowl, okay?

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And that means sticking to my color system.

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All right? I<i> wear</i> green. I don't eat it.

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I'm green man. I eat brown,

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preferably, uh, milksteak
with a little light char to it.

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And I drink yellow, because beer is yellow,

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and that is what has been
working all season long!

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- Oh, my God.
- I don't want to talk about this right now.

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where're you going?
- Huh?

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Got to find green man.

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- Why does no one understand this?
- (sighs)

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Nobody cares about your
stupid superstitions.

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- Dude, just get off my back, all right? Let me find it.
- No.

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Man, look, I just wish one time

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you would not make everything so difficult.

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Yeah, and you know what?

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Sometimes I wish you'd just disappear.

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Yo, check it out. I got one last surprise.

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("Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor playing)

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(all cheering)

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- (whooping)
- This is very nice.

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Party bus!

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- No way.
- Fully stocked.

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(overlapping chatter)

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(all cheering)

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- There it is!
- You found it! - MAC: All right.

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- You found the damn suit. Can we go now?
- DEE: Nice.

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Where the hell is green man?!

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Where is it?!

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Well, I just can't find it,
so I'm gonna have to, like,

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buy a new one on the way up there.

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Who knows if it's even
gonna have the same powers

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as the other one did. I...

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Where is everybody?

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Guys?

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- 
 

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Honey?

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Hello?

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Mac?

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Dee?

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Frank?

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I made my friends disappear.

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I made my friends disappear!

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 Rockin' around the Christmas tree 


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 At the Christmas party hop 


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 Mistletoe hung where you can see 


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 Every couple tries to stop 


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 Rockin' around... 


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Hey, Frank!

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I'm going through your stuff!

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 Later we'll have some pumpkin pie 


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 And we'll do some caroling 


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Hey, Mac!

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I'm going through your stuff!

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I got your...

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sticky Bible!

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Dee!

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I'm going through your stuff!

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 Deck the halls with boughs of holly 


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Dee, woof!

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 The Christmas tree,
have a happy holiday 


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 Everyone dancing... 


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(screams)

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I don't know why I'm screaming.
This doesn't hurt at all.

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Countdown to the game. And start the clock.

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E-A-G-L-E-S!

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Eagles! All right, boys.

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I'm home alone in the bar, you know?

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It's all me. This is, like, my bar now.

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Hey, cheers to you
and the big game, boys, right?

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Really cool, too, man.

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Those, like, those uniforms
look really cool on you.

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You guys look, like, really strong.

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(chuckles): I am a little bored.

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(growling)

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What the heck?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Mac?

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Dee?

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Frank?

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Is this a joke?

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Cricket?

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Uncle Jack?

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- Is this a joke?
- (growling)

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(gasps)

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(growling continues)

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It's only my imagination.

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It's only my imagination.
It's only my imagination.

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(gasps)

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(panting)

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Okay.

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So, he tries to punch me. He misses.

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- Oh.
- He misses. What an idiot, huh?

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- Yeah.
- (laughs)

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I got it.

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(door rattling)

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- Hey, idiot.
- What?

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Read the sign.

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"Closed for salmonella because Super Bowl."

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Well, which one is it?
Is it closed for salmonella,

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- or is it closed for the Super Bowl?
- I don't know.

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Burglars.

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- (panting)
- (chatter continues outside)

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Thi-This is my bar.

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(panting)

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I have to defend it.

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Ah, I know.

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 Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock 


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 Jingle bells swing
and jingle bells ring 


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- 
 Snowin' and blowin' up 

- (shouts)

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 Bushels of fun 


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 Now the jingle hop has begun 


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 Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock 


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 Jingle bells chime
in jingle bell time 


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 Dancin' and prancin'
in Jingle Bell Square 


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 In the frosty air 


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 What a bright time,
it's the right time 


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- 
 To rock the night away 

- (grunting)

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- 
 Jingle bell time is a swell time 

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 To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh 


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 Giddyup, jingle horse,
pick up your feet 


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 Jingle around the clock 


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 Mix and a-mingle
in the jinglin' feet. 


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(screaming)

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(screaming continues)

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(groaning)

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Ooh, ooh, that's a gusher.

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I got to stop the bleeding.

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Help! Help!

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(sighs)

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Oh, shit.

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Uh, okay. Okay.

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- (groaning)
- (chains clattering)

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(groaning loudly)

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(panting)

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(pants, shrieks)

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Oh, God. Oh, this is gonna suck.

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(panting)

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Oh! Shit!

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(groans)

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Okay.

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(panting)

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- (sizzling)
- (yells)

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(groans)

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MALE VOICE: It's time for the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl.

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(groaning)

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Oh, man.

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(groans)

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- (indistinct, excited chatter)
- What?

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- (cheers and applause)
- (horn honking)

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How is the game starting? Uh...

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How did I lose an entire day?!

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Oh, shit, I got to get the TV on!

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(yells)

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(crying)

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Oh, shit. Hey, uh, help?

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(panting) Oh, who am I kidding, man?

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No one's gonna leave their TVs right now.

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My colors.

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I-I didn't do my color rituals. Guys,

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you're gonna lose the game because of me!

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I'm so sorry I let you guy...

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I let you guys down, man. I didn't...

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Oh, I blew it. (crying)

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It's gonna be my fault.

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(squeaking, sniffing)

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Hey. Hey there, fella. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Be careful.
Don't-don't... don't go by the traps.

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Don't... Come here, come here, come here.

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Come here, come here, come here.
Come here. I got you.

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- You're gonna be okay.
- (squeaking)

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'Cause I know what it's like
to be caught in a trap now,

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and it's not okay.

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I won't let you get caught in a trap, okay?

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You're so cute and tiny and...

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and brown.

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Healthy-looking fellow, huh?

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Ah. The brown is down.

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The brown is down.

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Wasn't too bad.

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- (cheering)
- (horn tooting)

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Eagles must have scored. It's working!

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All right. All right, let's get that TV on.

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(laughing)

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(laughing maniacally)

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I ate my brown, and it worked!

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(laughing): I ate my brown!

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(laughing)

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Although I got a feeling that's gonna
come back to haunt me later.

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No, right now.

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(retching)

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(whimpers, groans)

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Never, ever, ever, ever, ever eat a rat.

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- 
 Risin' up... 

- (gasps)

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- (people booing, jeering)
- (horns honking)

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- (groans)
- (booing and jeering continues)

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(groans, mutters)

249
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Oh, man, that sounds
like the Pats scored, huh?

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Okay, I-I just got to keep
going with my colors, right?

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All right, that's what I'm gonna do.
I'm-I'm gonna keep going.

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I'm gonna... I'm gonna wear green.

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I'm gonna drink yellow. All right.

254
00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:26,834
Green. What's-what's green? What's green?

255
00:11:26,969 --> 00:11:29,437
What can I...?

256
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,838
Okay, I got it.

257
00:11:30,874 --> 00:11:32,573
Okay, boys, I got it.

258
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:33,975
Here's the play.

259
00:11:33,977 --> 00:11:35,860
I'm not gonna let you fellas down.

260
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,379
I'm gonna untie my shoes,

261
00:11:38,381 --> 00:11:40,381
I'm gonna toss them over the rope.

262
00:11:40,383 --> 00:11:43,134
That's gonna lower that
green paint can down to me.

263
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,470
(groans)

264
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,937
(crying)

265
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,007
(laughing)

266
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,943
(crying)

267
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,478
Shoes goes up.

268
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,681
Soar like an Eagle!

269
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,566
Aah! Okay, boys,

270
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,502
I'm not gonna let you down.

271
00:12:01,504 --> 00:12:04,438
Soar like an Eagle! Yeah!

272
00:12:04,507 --> 00:12:06,507
(cackling)

273
00:12:13,915 --> 00:12:16,401
Oh, shit.

274
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,736
Okay, plan B.

275
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,137
(booing, honking in distance)

276
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,874
Oh, no. Okay.

277
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,675
(panting) Bear with me.

278
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,543
(yells, whimpers) All right.

279
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,346
Let's chew through this bad boy.

280
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,882
I'm gonna chew through it. (grunts)

281
00:12:32,702 --> 00:12:34,635
(spits, grunts)

282
00:12:34,704 --> 00:12:36,904
There we go. Okay.

283
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,307
Here we go.

284
00:12:40,643 --> 00:12:43,378
(strained): Oh, no.

285
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,979
All right.

286
00:12:45,114 --> 00:12:46,647
I'm just gonna have to catch it.

287
00:12:46,716 --> 00:12:48,599
One... (panting)

288
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:49,934
two...

289
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,102
three.

290
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,413
(groans)

291
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,747
(coughing)

292
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,633
(groans)

293
00:13:05,635 --> 00:13:08,703
(coughing)

294
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,371
Okay, I'm green.

295
00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:13,040
- (groans) That's...
- (cheering, honking in distance)

296
00:13:13,176 --> 00:13:15,242
Nice. Sounds like it's working.

297
00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:16,577
All right.

298
00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:19,380
Got to get some yellow. (grunts)

299
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:22,349
Got to get some yellow!
Got to drink some beers, boys!

300
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,734
(whoops)

301
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,937
(crying)

302
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,538
(grunts)

303
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,473
(coughing)

304
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,342
(laughs)

305
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,409
I'm coming, beer!

306
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,212
I'm gonna get my yellow!

307
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,965
(grunts)

308
00:13:41,242 --> 00:13:43,704
Oh, shit!

309
00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:45,506
(pants) I'm stuck.

310
00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:46,707
(grunts)

311
00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:50,545
(yelling)

312
00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:54,047
(yells)

313
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,833
(panting)

314
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,204
(grunting)

315
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:07,044
(grunts)

316
00:14:12,135 --> 00:14:14,101
Oh!

317
00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:17,038
(crying)

318
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,509
(clinking)

319
00:14:21,578 --> 00:14:24,845
(grunting)

320
00:14:24,914 --> 00:14:26,580
(crying)

321
00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:28,098
Not enough yellow!

322
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,467
- (panting)
- (booing in distance)

323
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,802
Where the hell am I gonna get some yellow?

324
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,008
- (urinates)
- Oh, God.

325
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,677
Oh, God.

326
00:14:42,397 --> 00:14:43,547
Oh, this is awful.

327
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,234
JASON KELCE: <i>You can do it, Charlie.
You drink that yellow.</i>

328
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,502
You got us here!

329
00:14:48,571 --> 00:14:49,904
Now finish what you started.

330
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,239
Whoa. Hey, dudes.

331
00:14:52,242 --> 00:14:53,974
Finish your color rituals.

332
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,309
Okay. Here goes!

333
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,778
Go, Eagles!

334
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,513
(gulping)

335
00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:01,531
Oh, that was rough.

336
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,666
Now turn on that TV.

337
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,734
Yeah!

338
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,336
Oh!

339
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,939
I don't think I can get there, boys.

340
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,140
You watched every game this season...
you can't miss

341
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,474
the end of the most important one.

342
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,675
Oh, come on, man.

343
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,677
I did the color rituals. Isn't that enough?

344
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,346
The only reason the Eagles made it this far

345
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,081
is because of your superstitions.

346
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,500
The rituals.
They say you're caught in a bear trap.

347
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,301
They say you lost two quarts of blood.

348
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,570
They say you're hallucinating!

349
00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:23,904
Who's "they"?

350
00:15:23,907 --> 00:15:25,506
Everyone who didn't believe in you.

351
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,708
And I got two words for them: (bleep) 'em!

352
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,578
- Right!
- You've got this, Charlie. You're an Eagle.

353
00:15:30,647 --> 00:15:32,512
- Yeah!
- Now go turn on that TV!

354
00:15:32,549 --> 00:15:35,399
Yeah! (whoops) Here I go!

355
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,600
- Yeah, come on, Charlie. You got this.
- Come on, Charlie.

356
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,202
(muttering, laughs)

357
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,138
(grunting)

358
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,873
- Come on, Charlie. Come on!
- Pull that chain! Pull it!

359
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,475
(Charlie shouts)

360
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,210
- Yeah!
- (laughing)

361
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,946
- Come on, Charlie. You can do this, baby.
- Let's go.

362
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,948
Oh, glass!

363
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,300
- I stepped right on the glass!
- Yeah,

364
00:15:53,303 --> 00:15:54,702
- but keep pushing, man.
- No pain, no gain!

365
00:15:54,837 --> 00:15:56,237
Okay. I got it.

366
00:15:58,308 --> 00:16:00,707
- Oh!
- Oh! - (screams)

367
00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:02,709
I forgot about that one!

368
00:16:02,745 --> 00:16:04,578
Why would anybody do that to anybody?

369
00:16:04,614 --> 00:16:06,647
- Fight through it. Fight through the pain!
- (mutters)

370
00:16:06,649 --> 00:16:08,866
- Come on, come on.
- Move, move.

371
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,534
Oh, I forgot... (yells)

372
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,470
- Oh!
- Shit! (groans)

373
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,805
Come on, man. You got it.
You took that one, eh? Keep going,

374
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,341
- Charlie.
- (straining)

375
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,076
- Come on, Charlie.
- Pull that chain!

376
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,277
- BOTH: Pull that chain! Pull that chain!
- I am pulling,

377
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,146
- you big fat assholes!
- Pull that chain!

378
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,747
- (groans)
- There's some slack in here. Pull it.

379
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,299
- (crying)
- There you go.

380
00:16:25,434 --> 00:16:27,567
Come on, Charlie.

381
00:16:27,604 --> 00:16:29,569
(strains) I can't do it!

382
00:16:29,606 --> 00:16:31,571
(groans) I can't do it.

383
00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:34,041
No, no, it's too hard.

384
00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:36,310
No, the trap. It was designed for animals.

385
00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:37,778
Yeah. So?

386
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,047
You're a human, dude.

387
00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:41,999
Use your thumbs.

388
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,201
- What do you mean, use my thumbs?
- There's a release lever

389
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,404
on the bottom. Thumbs.

390
00:16:46,999 --> 00:16:48,606
What?!

391
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,742
Well, why didn't you tell me
there was a release lever?!

392
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,744
You bought the trap, Charlie.

393
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:57,481
I only know about the release lever
because<i> you</i> know about the release lever.

394
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,166
Y-You get that, right?

395
00:16:59,168 --> 00:17:02,436
Yeah, no, I-I totally get that.

396
00:17:02,472 --> 00:17:04,104
- He's not getting it.
- We're-we're not real. - No, I get it.

397
00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:07,240
Quick question: where is the release lever?

398
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,976
- It's on the bottom!
- It's on the bottom!

399
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,244
- The bottom of the trap.
- Yeah. You set it up.

400
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:13,314
I see it. Okay. (grunts)

401
00:17:13,316 --> 00:17:15,266
- (straining)
- (creaking)

402
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:16,466
Oh!

403
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:20,003
(pained laughing)

404
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,338
COMMENTATOR:
Patriots with the ball at their own

405
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,207
- nine yard line.
- Oh!

406
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,076
Oh, Brady's got the ball. The ball... What?!

407
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,811
Brady's got the ball
with time on the clock!?

408
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,014
Oh, shit, what happened? What changed?

409
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,565
Yeah... you're gonna

410
00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:32,900
- have to get back in that trap.
- Yeah.

411
00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:36,103
Aw, come on, man.
You just told me to get out of it.

412
00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:38,372
Yeah, that was before Brady had the ball.

413
00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:40,441
(groans) Does it have
to be the same leg or...

414
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,710
- Yeah.
- Same leg. - Damn it!

415
00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:44,712
Are you sure this is gonna work?

416
00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:46,714
Every single thing that every fan does,

417
00:17:46,783 --> 00:17:50,267
at home or at the stadium,
makes a direct impact in the game.

418
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,936
Aw... shit.

419
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,672
- 
 Fly, Eagles, fly 

- _

420
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,477
- 
 On the road to victory 

- 
<i> Fight, fight, fight</i> 


421
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,746

 Fight, Eagles, fight 


422
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,199

 Score a touchdown, one, two, three

423
00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:06,500
<i>One, two, three</i> 


424
00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:07,902

 Hit 'em low 


425
00:18:08,037 --> 00:18:09,837

 Hit 'em high 


426
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:13,640

 And watch our Eagles fly 


427
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,777

 Fly, Eagles, fly 


428
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,714

 On the road to victory. 


429
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,066
<i>E-A-G-L-E-S!</i>

430
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,268
<i>Eagles!</i>

431
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,804
<i>E-A-G-L-E-S!</i>

432
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:27,938
<i>Eagles!</i>

433
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,944
(trio chanting backwards)

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